I was really, really bored and depressed after saying "goodbye" to the Raccoon today so I decided to carve a zombie face into an apple and make myself feel better by eating it. Apples are also good for keeping your immune system in check so that you do not contract the H1N1Z virus. I have to say, it was incredibly gratifying to chomp down on that fucking apple.
Stay healthy, kids.
The Rogue
